Rewind: SWEAR XXX

December 28, 2012 at 4:17 am
Swear Boots-22f

Yeah so funny thing about these shoes.  I was wandering around Queen St. in Toronto on boxing day, intending on buying some new headphones but of course got distracted by clothes.  The store Original turns out has a bunch of SWEAR backstock for $40-50. Turns out these shoes have a penis and semen on the bottom of the sole. I shit you not, you can see the urethra and the glans at the toe of […]

Rewind: SWEAR Whirl

December 20, 2012 at 7:31 am
SWEAR Whirl black

Almost forgot.  Sorry today is brief, 2 more work days then holiday.  I have SOOOOOOOO much awesome to share, just need to write it up. Don’t have many pics of this model, but these are definitely Whirls See also SWEAR Alternative company profile  

Rewind: SWEAR Street Mix

December 19, 2012 at 4:59 am
SWEAR Street Mix 07 e

SHOE PORN.  More to come  I think I literally pulled every picture of SWEARS off the internet.  EVERY PICTURE.  The Street Mixes personally aren’t my favourite style of SWEARS but they were immensely popular.  I think the Camo SMs are the best of the bunch. See also SWEAR Alternative company profile   Street Mix 01           Street Mix 03   Street Mix 04   Street Mix 05   Street Mix 06   […]

Shuffle: Chanel platform sneakers (no I’m not joking)

December 18, 2012 at 6:45 am
Chanel platform sneakers

If I had massive amounts of disposable income, all my debts paid, and everything else i’ve ever wanted bought and paid for, I might buy these just for the novelty.  Still doesn’t quite cut the mustard, but nice try Karl.

Fast Forward: Honor

December 15, 2012 at 5:05 am
honor meaghan collision

Oh yeah, adding one of these to the list for next Burning Man’s costumes.  HOMFG. ‘Honor’ Interview Magazine   October/November 2012 Photographer: Fabien Baron Styled by Karl Templer Model: Meghan Collison Gareth Pugh, pants Issey Miyake, belt David Samuel Menkes ? ? Proenza Schouler Roberto Cavalli, kimono Antonio Azzuolo, gloves Urstadt Swan ? ? Nicolas Andreas Taralis, skirt Maison Martin Margiela, obi David Samuel Menkes, gloves Urstadt Swan, Prada shoes Haider Ackermann, gloves Perrin ? ?

Rewind: SWEAR Smiley

December 13, 2012 at 7:02 am
SWEAR Smiley lime green

Alright, yes I KNOW they look like clown shoes but how freaking adorable are the lime green ones? See also SWEAR Alternative company profile  

Rewind: SWEAR Colombo

December 11, 2012 at 6:24 am
Pretty much any Colombos

Ha!  I was so busy finding shit for new posts i totally forgot to put this up.  I have maybe 15+ posts upcoming on different models of SWEARS.  I still haven’t written a profile on them, because I pretty much have no info on the company.  Maybe I’ll get around to it tomorrow with my day off.  In the meantime, here’s a few pics of SWEAR Colombos.  Haven’t seen many around and Niki R sold […]

Shuffle: Ebay – SWEAR Exterminators

December 7, 2012 at 2:21 am
swear-exterminator-blue-red

I’ll be posting some unusual finds on here, but only if they’re not in my size  Go forth and prosper.  And send me pics. Blue and red SWEAR Exterminators

Shuffle: Tsk tsk PussPuss

December 5, 2012 at 7:32 am
il_570xN.397327969_d00o

Frak. Well, I really wanted to keep this blog upbeat and encouraging, but I’m sorry PussPuss, I gotta call you on some BS.  First off, I was initially stoked when they released their first swimsuits and dresses with digital prints of sound equipment.  Initially. But really?  You just showed “The DJ’s Wife Collection. ”  Ok, maybe  I just get my feathers REALLY ruffled when I get subtle and not-so-subtle messages enforcing gender and hetero-normative roles. […]

Shuffle: Soul Fusion Platform Sneakers

November 20, 2012 at 3:42 am
Soul Fusion 1

Someone, needs to buy these.  Just  be thankful they’re not my size.  Soul Fusion Sneakers with chamber to insert a glow stick.  Now where’s my drill and a pair of Swears…..