So, funny story. Turns out I actually have a pair of these. Got them special delivery at Burning Man from my ex, who brought them from Toronto because I asked another friend of mine to buy them for me off this chick from Craigslist and them send them via ex-courier. I had originally thought they were Airs base on the Craigslist photo. The Heavens came with another pair of weird platform sandal Swears.
My ex was like “yeah I thought you said there were two pairs of shoes” (pointing to the 5lbs of rubbery goodness in a big duffle bag)
Ex: “oh right. I should’ve known.”
And that’s how I got my Heavens. [not picture yet sorry]